Donations

I put up a donations button. Yea I know I seem like a douchebag now but what do you expect!

Even you can donate even any amount, $1 is enough. We need about $10 so we can purchase a domain name.

Also we have google ads which if you click, will get us money too.

Thanks guys!

Digg This

I added a "Digg This" button at the top of all posts so you can easily Digg the articles I post.

Please dont hesitate to do so!

Now Selling, 5 year old child, brand new, only on craigslist

Ah can you smell that? The fresh early morning smell of a 5 year old Chinese girl for only $10 in the Metro Atlanta area. Oh, for those of you who cant smell it, that would be www.craigslist.com. The greatest invention ever (besides porn). It's just like Ebay, except you can trade foreign children in YOUR area!

I'll admit it, Craigslist is scary as fuck. It's chop full of scams and man rape waiting to happen. But, you can also get some GREAT deals. You just have to be smart, and careful of who and what you buy from.

Let me share a story with you children. Pull up a chair and listen as uncle SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP tells you a store.

I too once was addicted to Craigstlist. I was looking for a desktop (The exact one im on now) because I wanted one in my room. I wanted it to be inexpensive, decent, and close by. It took a few days, but eventually I found the perfect Compaq, only about 6 years old and could run XP fine. I'll take it. I later found it, this guy was only 2 miles from my house...fuck 2 miles..he lived down the fucking street.

So after a few emails are exchanged and im sure im not going to get fucked in the ass, I went over to pick it up. We talked on the phone the same day and he told me to drop by. I go into the neighborhood and its a middle class hood. Decent houses, families out walking the dogs and kids. I figure, hey, he must be a family man! or...prey on all the other peoples kids.

Of course his house is the ONE fucking house thats creepy as hell. All the blinds are shut and the garage is closed. I ring the doorbell and nothing, all the sudden behind me "CHRIS?!". Its that fucker! We exchanged some words he takes me inside and asks if I need to see the computer running. "FUCK NO NIGGA! GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!" is what I thought in my head. I noticed something though. As I was talking to him, he was staring into my eyes. And I mean just god damn GAZING into them like I was his long lost lover. I will admit, im a pretty manly guy (heehehehehe) and this scared me. I got the fuck out of there with my computer.

I expected to later find at home a folder full of child porn. Thank god I didnt.

With that being said, you have to be safe on Craigslist. I will post a follow up to this, with some tips about how to be safe, and get some PHAT fucking deals.

Aye! Viva La Mexico!

Since Blogger sucks I failed at uploading a new template last night. So in the mean
time we will use this sexy little mexican layout.

As you notice some parts of it, are still in mexican. I am in the process of translating them so I can change it back to english!

Viva La Mexico!!~~~!1!!!~~!!
Punta.

God fucking dammit Blogger

You piece of fucking shit.

EXCUSE our blog template for now. When trying to upload a new one I got some pussy ass error and I dont know what to fucking do.

Some people told me if I wait a day or so, it will allow me to upload a new template.

But yea. This shitty template is temporary.

Bitcheeeeeeeeeeees

Sit Down and SHUT UP

Gossip?! Tech News?! Also Tech Reviews?!
Downloads?! Uploads?! Hell even the color Yellow?!
Stream of Thought?! Consumer Reports?! Even Scams That will get you fired at work?!
Rape Haikus?! Shitty Movie Reviews?! This blog has it all, even the daily news.

But really. Enjoy, this blog im going to try to make last. So book mark it, suscribe to the feed,
comment, participate, contribute! Lets make this blog big and last.

Expect at least a few posts a day, I am a student so I have school first. But this will be updated every day.
So first, heres a bit about me:



Age: 17 (18 in january)
Grade: Senior
Gender: Questionable, but male. (kidding, im a male..i sware)
Interests: Technology, Computers, Blogs, Doggy Style Sex, Shows, Music, Fucking Over Corperate America, Getting free shit, Dipping Grizzly, Smoking Wides, Cooking hot pockets
Budget: $80 weekly (from dunkin donuts)
About Me: I like porn and stuff I guess, so I decided to make a blog documenting my adventures, finds, and interesting stuff. My ears are really big and people think im from an African Tribe, but im really just from Atlanta, GA. Drug free, but Bree for.