Sunday, October 5, 2008
I saw this really neat web based application on Consumerist.
You enter in where you are going in your car, how much the average price of gas is per gallon in your area, your car make and model and it will tell you the cost of your trip.
This is really neat if you want to charge people gas money and shit and you tell them hey you owe me $4.25 cents for gas bitch.
Check it out here: http://www.costtodrive.com/
Saturday, October 4, 2008
I put up a donations button. Yea I know I seem like a douchebag now but what do you expect!
Even you can donate even any amount, $1 is enough. We need about $10 so we can purchase a domain name.
Also we have google ads which if you click, will get us money too.
Thanks guys!
Friday, October 3, 2008
More Craigslist goodness. As you all know I have some sort of weird fascination with Craigslist. When I saw this news article I was overwhelmed with joy and other types of emotions like that.
A man in Monroe, Washington robbed a Bank of America September 30th at 11am. You know the armored trucks that carry money in and out? The man came to the bank wearing a dust mask; he pepper sprayed the guard carrying the money and took off into Skykomish River. Bystanders said the man used an, inner tube to escape.
A man in Monroe, Washington robbed a Bank of America September 30th at 11am. You know the armored trucks that carry money in and out? The man came to the bank wearing a dust mask; he pepper sprayed the guard carrying the money and took off into Skykomish River. Bystanders said the man used an, inner tube to escape.
That’s right, an inner tube. How the fuck would you manage to float down some small ass rocky river in a fucking inner tube. It’s not like it even has a motor or anything. If you’re going to rob a bank, I don’t think floating down the magical river at 1.5MPH will get you away from the bank you just robbed. But supposedly it did.Here is the juice of this story. The man used Craigslist to hire 12 people to pose as decoys. He posted an ad offering a job for road work. He told the men to wear a dust mask and the exact same clothing as him. Smart? You bet it. He offered $28.50 for this job, hell I would have done it. Now that’s some Oceans 13 shit right there!
The men who took on the job were told to meet near the bank at 11am. They all stood there with no contractors or any work to be done, they later learned of what happened.
The moral of this story: For the smart ass idea of using decoys, you would think you would have some james bond shit to follow it up with, like a jet pack escape. Instead an inner tube chase down the river.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Welcome to the first Thyroid Thursday's, 5 Fast Foods that will kill you, instantly. I will be doing this weekly on each thursday.
Lets face it, everyone loves fast food. Its cheap, fast, and easy to get. With the invention of the doller menue, and the invention of $9 combos. What more could an overweight greasy oaf want. I created this list with the top 5 fast food items that will probally give you heart failure by the end of the day.
So sit back, grab a bottle of Liptitor, this will be one hell of a ride. (these are not in order)
Welcome to week 1.
5. The Burger King Quad Stacker
Just look at that. 4 Pieces of meat, 4 strips of bacon, 4 pieces of cheese all on one seasme sead bun. I mean I can understand if somebody is hungry but god damn. I can eat a double but this is crazy. Nothing about that is good for you. Just look at it for christs sake. They even throw on that gross ass sauce on the top. 1000 calories, 68 grams of fat, 1800mg of sodium. 4. McDonald's Delux Breakfast
Believe it or not, one of the most calorie filled heart problem inducing items is on the breakfast menu at your kids favorite place to eat, MiccyDeez! Yaaay! The Delux breakfast is featured here with hashbrowns, eggs, sausage, pancakes, and an english muffin o00o0o! Doesnt seem like much? 1150 calories (with syrup) and 2260mg of sodium. Just dont eat this before a meeting at work!
3. Dunkin Donuts Sausage Omlet & Cheese
I used to work at Dunkin Donuts and the amount of grease that comes off this shit is gross. The boxes of sausage say "Hog Patties". Supposidly these sammiches used to have LOADS of trans fats in them which is why I think Dunkin Donuts has the whole "0 Grams trans fat" bullshit on their ads now. 690 calories (with more then half of them in fat). You can get this on a crossiant and even add bacon!
2. Dunkin Donuts Chocolate Glazed Donuts
More Dunkin Donuts crap. This time its the donuts! Each one of these puppies has 330 calories. And think about it, you dont normall just eat one. Your going to eat 2-3 maybe 4 if your fat enough. Almost 1000 calories.
1. Popeyes Spicey Chicken Strip's
Each spicey strip packs in 250 cals. 3 Is the smallest size you can get, 750 cals. Most people dont stop at 3. Plus the greasy fries and the extremely buttery biscuit. Try to stick with just the chicken.
Bust out the toilet plunger and hold on, your going to be in for a ride after eating this garbage.
Get a load of this floating gem. Its called the Freedom Ship! Oh boy! The company building this (which is probally a bunch of stoners) has been "working" on this project since they went public in 1999. Even before that. Probally since 1970's, when they took their first hit of acid.
What is the Freedom Ship exactly?
"Envision an ideal place to live or run a business, a friendly, safe and secure community with large areas of open space and extensive entertainment and recreational facilities. Finally, picture this community continually moving around the world. You are beginning to understand the Freedom Ship concept of a massive ocean-going vessel. With a design length of 4,500 feet, a width of 750 feet, and a height of 350 feet, Freedom Ship would be more than 4 times longer than the Queen Mary. The design concepts include a mobile modern city featuring luxurious living, an extensive duty-free international shopping mall, and a full 1.7 million square foot floor set aside for various companies to showcase their products. "
Yea I think back in the 70's when the started this, that acid got to their heads.
Supposidly the primary objective is to create a new floating country..not a huge ship.
This just looks like the biggest stoner project ever created. So far they have made NO action at even building the damn thing. Yea it takes time. But jesus, who the fuck is going to fund this, move there and live there.
The ship is supposed to be in route around the world 70% of the year. 30% its stationary. Thats stupid. When they say you live on this ship...you really live on this bitch. What if you wanted to go visit your relatives or something on land. In the normal countries. This idea is cool, but stupid.
They're already selling rooms and space for your shop. You can get the C-1 15ft by 30ft shopping mall spot for your porn magazine shop for only $220,000! and $600 maintenence each month! What a deal!
Is this a cool idea? I admit it, yes it is very cool. Likely? You know what, I think it IS likely. Just not on this scale. A lot of things would be different. Until then, these guys should stop taking nightly hits of acid, and generating 3D models of the Freedom Ship in C4D while fucked up.
Here are some more acid induced pictures:
More about the Freedom Ship here : http://www.freedomship.com
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