Sit Down and Shut up: Weekly: 5 Fast Foods That Will Kill You, Instantly

Welcome to the first Thyroid Thursday's, 5 Fast Foods that will kill you, instantly. I will be doing this weekly on each thursday.

Lets face it, everyone loves fast food. Its cheap, fast, and easy to get. With the invention of the doller menue, and the invention of $9 combos. What more could an overweight greasy oaf want. I created this list with the top 5 fast food items that will probally give you heart failure by the end of the day.

So sit back, grab a bottle of Liptitor, this will be one hell of a ride. (these are not in order)

Welcome to week 1.

5. The Burger King Quad Stacker

Just look at that. 4 Pieces of meat, 4 strips of bacon, 4 pieces of cheese all on one seasme sead bun. I mean I can understand if somebody is hungry but god damn. I can eat a double but this is crazy. Nothing about that is good for you. Just look at it for christs sake. They even throw on that gross ass sauce on the top. 1000 calories, 68 grams of fat, 1800mg of sodium.

4. McDonald's Delux Breakfast

Believe it or not, one of the most calorie filled heart problem inducing items is on the breakfast menu at your kids favorite place to eat, MiccyDeez! Yaaay! The Delux breakfast is featured here with hashbrowns, eggs, sausage, pancakes, and an english muffin o00o0o! Doesnt seem like much? 1150 calories (with syrup) and 2260mg of sodium. Just dont eat this before a meeting at work!

3. Dunkin Donuts Sausage Omlet & Cheese

I used to work at Dunkin Donuts and the amount of grease that comes off this shit is gross. The boxes of sausage say "Hog Patties". Supposidly these sammiches used to have LOADS of trans fats in them which is why I think Dunkin Donuts has the whole "0 Grams trans fat" bullshit on their ads now. 690 calories (with more then half of them in fat). You can get this on a crossiant and even add bacon!

2. Dunkin Donuts Chocolate Glazed Donuts

More Dunkin Donuts crap. This time its the donuts! Each one of these puppies has 330 calories. And think about it, you dont normall just eat one. Your going to eat 2-3 maybe 4 if your fat enough. Almost 1000 calories.

1. Popeyes Spicey Chicken Strip's

Each spicey strip packs in 250 cals. 3 Is the smallest size you can get, 750 cals. Most people dont stop at 3. Plus the greasy fries and the extremely buttery biscuit. Try to stick with just the chicken.